Dispatch from an advertising future #145


Colleagues. It’s been another successful quarter particularly in terms of productivity. Well done. The number of ads we are now producing is at an all time high. Clients know we can turn work around faster – and of course cheaper – than our competitors, still failing (in my opinion) to embrace the potential of SynthAd (™). The flexibility and creative potential of our thousand location, million actors SynthAds (™) has proven its worth time and again. With that in mind, please note that from today, the finance system no longer accepts contracts for so-called “real people”. Synths only from now on guys.