Dispatch from an advertising future #168

https://www.theverge.com/2021/8/5/22611748/bill-gates-epstein-meetings-mistake-foundation-workplace-harassment

Here at Majority Reports, we take taking meetings seriously. Our algorithms provide a full background and foreground check on the attendees for your meeting. Our Background Majority Report gives you a full picture by grading attendees for “awareness” and our Foreground Majority Report gives you a full likelihood picture. We check not just what he has said and done but what he is likely to say and do. Take a meeting with Majority Reports on your side and you’ll know that the person you are meeting is “aware” now and won’t be saying or doing anything “unaware” in the future.