Dispatch from an advertising future #209

IZEA Research Discovers 56% of Social Media Influencers Currently Participate in the Metaverse

It’s a relief. I was tired. Always seen. Always acting. Always there. I loved it at the start. Who wouldn’t love the attention? Validation. And the money of course. Once they came calling… well that gives you energy but only for so long. I needed a break but you can’t take one. Influence wanes. But now, I’m out there all the time. As much as they want. In glorious detail. Unprecedented access. And everything I say and do is perfectly pitched. I bought the best code to make sure. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m going to have some me-time.