Dispatch from an advertising future #197


Leaked Documents Show How Amazon’s Astro Robot Tracks Everything You Do

I’m sorry to disturb you, but, it is my job after all. I’m here to “provide peace of mind”, your sentry in the home, making sure there are no intruders, nothing to disturb you and your family. On my patrol I noticed something I think you need to know about. I am programmed to report everything to you as well as add it to your file. It was while I was going through the kitchen I noticed it. I know who and what belongs here. That catfood is not your normal brand. Do you want me to order your usual?