Dispatch from an advertising future #85

https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/bud-light-seltzer-search-first-chief-meme-officer/ It’s perfect for me. I know the brand: the Claws battle; the Post Malone votes; the Social Club heritage. I can give you metrics on “Your taste buds notice…” It’s all to hand. I’m a mine of information. But not just Bud knowledge. I collect memes: the classics “All Your Base Are Belong to …

Dispatch from an advertising future #84

https://www.warc.com/newsandopinion/news/mars-secret-for-success-in-digital-focus-on-peak-attention/43987 “You can do this!” he shouted at himself. Just a bit more. Go for the burn. Push through. He could get the Strata KOA (™)  for this segment this time. He knew he could. Just one more effort. The sweat dripped, his eyes blurred. He had to do it. If he could reclaim the …

Dispatch from an advertising future #83

https://voicebot.ai/2020/08/17/apple-patents-context-sensitive-hearable-technology/ The music dimmed as she waited for the selfdrives to pass, electric silence retuned as bicycle bells – her chosen option. She pushed the buggy past the store. SmartShuffle (™) reordered tracks that were also in her workout playlist up the queue. She glanced at the latest athletech clothing but she was late. But …

Dispatch from an advertising future #82

https://newatlas.com/computers/parolees-tracked-artificial-intelligence-prevent-recidivism/ Talent is back in demand again and you’re back worrying about your best people leaving, and understanding why? With Churn (™) we give you hard data to work with. Integrate Churn (™) into your wellness programme (we work with all the major wearable platforms) and we’ll tell you when someone’s thinking of leaving so …

Dispatch from an advertisng future #81

https://interestingengineering.com/google-lens-announces-new-homework-filter-solves-math-problems-with-photo “Learning moments” had changed recently. As the “new normal” was imposed on the schools, and the new National Curriculum and assessment framework had been rolled out, teachers had been programmed to stress STEM skills but, as the remaining industries demanded a creative workforce, there’d been a new emphasis on critical and philosophical “moments”. Questions …

Dispatch from an advertising future #80

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2020/08/the-bbcs-new-drama-uses-all-your-device-speakers-for-extra-immersion/ They were short stories. Fragments. “Dispatches” the author called them. Like reports from the frontline they were imagist miniatures. They’d drop day-by-day in her feed forming a patchwork of pictures. But now, like the eyes in a renaissance portrait, they followed her. The bedroom speaker woke her with a tale. The fridge picked up …